Listen, not gonna lie, I like to online shop while I'm one to two three glasses of wine down (Pinot Grigio for the win!). I can't even pretend that things aren't 10x more hilarious at this point (though I hope my grammar is still on point). Thus, I bring you a little segment that I will call "Things I Hope You Don't Own!" I don't even think I need to add explanations.
Own these? My heart laughs for you. Can you imagine slipping your feet into squirrels? I admit, I owned lion slippers back in the day, but at least they were hardcore. My lion slippers could totally whip your squirrel slippers.